The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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