I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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