I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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