I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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