that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
