My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We have so much sex to catch up on
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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