i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Randomize
