So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
4 words: hood of his car
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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