Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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