Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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