So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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