every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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