Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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