I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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