Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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