On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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