she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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