The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
