last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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