I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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