You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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