just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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