i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
