Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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