nut hugger
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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