You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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