If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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