so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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