You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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