i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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