she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
All the doctor said was why
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
