these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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