In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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