i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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