Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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