sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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