The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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