Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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