I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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