does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
