then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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