he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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