can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
whose parrot is this?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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