"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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