I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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