belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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