what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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