even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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