NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
someone owes me an orgasm
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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