Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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