Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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