if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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