you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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